Surat Timah.....

Timah ingin putuskan hubungan dengan boyfriend omputihnya melelui surat.
Suratnya berbunyi begini:-

Hi,
My motive write dis letter to giv know u something.
I want to CUT CONNECTION us.
I saw u PLAY WOOD THREE in front my eyes.
So, I break connection to PULL MY BODY
from dis luv. I hav think about dis very COOK-COOK.
I know I CLAP 1 HAND only.
I don trust u again! U are really CROCDILE LAND!
I don want u to PLAY-PLAY with my LIVER.
I hav been crying until no more eye water.
I don want BANANA TO FRUIT 2 TIMES.
SAFE WALK!


The true,
Timah

Terjemahan ayat Huruf Besar:

CUT CONNECTION - PUTUS HUBUNGAN
PLAY WOOD THREE - MAIN KAYU TIGA
PULL MY BODY - TARIK DIRI
COOK-COOK - MASAK-MASAK
CLAP 1 HAND - TEPUK SEBELAH TANGAN
CROCDILE LAND - BUAYA DARAT
BANANA TO FRUIT 2 TIMES - PISANG MASAK 2 KALI
SAFE WALK - SELAMAT JALAN